tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21595424211265170622009-09-30T07:04:52.416-05:00The nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever so you can rest blog.randomblinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10021954997630562527noreply@blogger.comBlogger57125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2159542421126517062.post-49358378748074247912008-10-06T19:00:00.003-05:002008-10-06T19:02:30.181-05:00Betsy wears a cowbell during the day. She provides farmer brown with milk to feed his family. She slew thirty-nine members of the Yakuza last night in a gang raid. <a href="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2205465" target="_blank"><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/10/6/128677875544902548.jpg" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2159542421126517062-4935837874807424791?l=cheezburgerblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>randomblinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10021954997630562527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2159542421126517062.post-70553223420102863902008-10-06T18:57:00.002-05:002008-10-06T18:59:38.045-05:00Why DID the chicken cross the road? What possible draw could the other side bring? We shall never know... those crazy chickens. <a href="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2205059" target="_blank"><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/10/6/128677845899021972.jpg" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2159542421126517062-7055322342010286390?l=cheezburgerblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>randomblinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10021954997630562527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2159542421126517062.post-10273965738895448172008-10-06T18:55:00.001-05:002008-10-06T18:57:11.944-05:00Tree branch to tree branch they travel. Rats with good public relations. The cheezburger is their goal. <a href="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2207998" target="_blank"><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/10/6/128678034618956580.jpg" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2159542421126517062-1027396573889544817?l=cheezburgerblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>randomblinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10021954997630562527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2159542421126517062.post-58555108715214718792008-10-06T18:52:00.002-05:002008-10-06T18:54:43.865-05:00Each day of the week is one set of 24 hours. Every hour is just one more glimpse into nature. Mother nature sez: Lions, and Tigers, and Bears... oh my! <a href="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2209156" target="_blank"><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/10/6/128678107635607565.jpg" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2159542421126517062-5855510871521471879?l=cheezburgerblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>randomblinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10021954997630562527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2159542421126517062.post-10558496715972556152008-10-03T20:49:00.002-05:002008-10-03T20:52:47.811-05:00The dog is natures ballerina. Complex dance moves rarely cause them grief. Lassie, oddly enough, was not a dancer at all. <a href="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2176022" target="_blank"><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/10/3/128675237928466942.jpg" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2159542421126517062-1055849671597255615?l=cheezburgerblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>randomblinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10021954997630562527noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2159542421126517062.post-73621860867740820872008-10-03T20:44:00.004-05:002008-10-03T20:48:26.917-05:00Leaving foot prints on tile. Snotty, slimy, and generally uncomfortable colorations. Snails have an insatiable lust for salt. <a href="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2178188" target="_blank"><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/10/3/128675377673461300.jpg" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2159542421126517062-7362186086774082087?l=cheezburgerblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>randomblinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10021954997630562527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2159542421126517062.post-67950204387415104442008-10-03T16:21:00.002-05:002008-10-03T16:23:26.776-05:00Once dead, now merely animated. These denizens of the graveyard seek living flesh and blood for sustenance. I'm suddenly craving beef jerky! <a href="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2176786" target="_blank"><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/10/3/128675292815683369.jpg" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2159542421126517062-6795020438741510444?l=cheezburgerblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>randomblinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10021954997630562527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2159542421126517062.post-889288841607029622008-10-03T15:03:00.001-05:002008-10-03T15:04:59.763-05:00Just when you think you have a grasp on reality. Something moves that isn't supposed to be ABLE to move. ... <a href="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2175531" target="_blank"><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/10/3/128675200160208454.jpg" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2159542421126517062-88928884160702962?l=cheezburgerblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>randomblinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10021954997630562527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2159542421126517062.post-89372277486001332812008-10-03T11:56:00.001-05:002008-10-03T11:58:06.210-05:00I try to deal in reality. Stop laughing. I also like cookies. <a href="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2176390" target="_blank"><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/10/3/128675265615792256.jpg" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2159542421126517062-8937227748600133281?l=cheezburgerblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>randomblinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10021954997630562527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2159542421126517062.post-83100764734804956262008-10-03T10:48:00.002-05:002008-10-03T10:50:11.574-05:00Diamonds come from compressed coal. Thousands of years of pressure and stress turn a dark chalky substance... into diamond. Maybe Santa is rewarding evil doers thousands of years in advance?! <a href="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2175183" target="_blank"><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/10/3/128675166484740697.jpg" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2159542421126517062-8310076473480495626?l=cheezburgerblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>randomblinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10021954997630562527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2159542421126517062.post-10300918486915797672008-10-02T15:06:00.001-05:002008-10-02T15:08:34.038-05:00Have you tasted the pie today? The Soylent Green Pie is to die for. Wait... did I just say that??? <a href="http://graphjam.com/2008/09/18/song-chart-memes-pie-i-have-eaten/" target="_blank"><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/171.gif" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2159542421126517062-1030091848691579767?l=cheezburgerblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>randomblinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10021954997630562527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2159542421126517062.post-58686300133082142132008-10-02T14:15:00.001-05:002008-10-02T14:17:26.094-05:00Government aid. Used to be for the poor. How rich are your average bank owners? <a href="http://graphjam.com/2008/09/30/song-chart-memes-who-benefits-from-the-bailout/" target="_blank"><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/700bil.gif" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2159542421126517062-5868630013308214213?l=cheezburgerblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>randomblinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10021954997630562527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2159542421126517062.post-60037507207883732042008-10-02T12:43:00.003-05:002008-10-02T13:52:08.186-05:00My friend Dante visited once. Mazzio's does NOT deliver there. How far away is Limbo Street? <a href="http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/02/engrish-directions-to-dinner-circa-480-bc/" target="_blank"><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/hell-this-way.jpg?w=399&h=261" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2159542421126517062-6003750720788373204?l=cheezburgerblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>randomblinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10021954997630562527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2159542421126517062.post-77877862137238640422008-10-02T10:07:00.002-05:002008-10-02T10:22:11.485-05:00The pidgeon is natures 'Weapon of Choice.' Capable of precision aerial attacks. Do you prefer drumstick or breast meat? <a href="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2166213" target="_blank"><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/10/2/128674334375828774.jpg" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2159542421126517062-7787786213723864042?l=cheezburgerblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>randomblinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10021954997630562527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2159542421126517062.post-56867833458563434582008-10-01T10:19:00.002-05:002008-10-02T14:51:12.237-05:00Fast food just isn't the same anymore. Smaller price tags just mean smaller meals. Anyone up for Kentucky Fried Eagle? <a href="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2168610" target="_blank"><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/10/2/128674506518842406.jpg" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2159542421126517062-5686783345856343458?l=cheezburgerblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>randomblinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10021954997630562527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2159542421126517062.post-15503672970671536672008-09-30T14:51:00.001-05:002008-09-30T14:52:59.827-05:00Soft and cuddly. Stuffed animals winking from existence. Transparent dreams. <a href="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2149779" target="_blank"><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/9/30/128672779040485310.jpg" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2159542421126517062-1550367297067153667?l=cheezburgerblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>randomblinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10021954997630562527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2159542421126517062.post-13034729120348855682008-09-30T13:59:00.005-05:002008-09-30T15:50:07.180-05:00Scissors cut hair and bone. Sticks and stones can also break those bones. Bodybags are for the lippy. <a href="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2149156" target="_blank"><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/9/30/128672739343978635.jpg" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2159542421126517062-1303472912034885568?l=cheezburgerblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>randomblinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10021954997630562527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2159542421126517062.post-67341054653298128292008-09-30T13:15:00.003-05:002008-09-30T13:23:57.751-05:00I love to watch the squirrels play. Natures ninjas dance and weave amidst the barren wasteland. Don't throw things at the squirrels. <a href="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1870072"><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/8/26/128642582027577129.jpg" /></a> Squirrels prey on cats and pray to ceiling squirrel. Cats are instinctively afraid of squirrels. Snowballs hurt. <a href="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2148859"><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/9/30/128672718908678260.jpg" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2159542421126517062-6734105465329812829?l=cheezburgerblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>randomblinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10021954997630562527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2159542421126517062.post-34491767723108451372008-09-29T16:10:00.002-05:002008-09-30T14:30:54.314-05:00Evil lies in her heart. Cracker lies in her belly. Which one goes better with cheese? <a href="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2126706" target="_blank"><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/9/27/128670235351165195.jpg" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2159542421126517062-3449176772310845137?l=cheezburgerblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>randomblinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10021954997630562527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2159542421126517062.post-11415452000764330782008-09-29T15:51:00.003-05:002008-09-30T14:30:40.370-05:00Biffy and Nutsy are bestest friends. The woods are a nice place to play! WATCH OUT FOR THE SNIPER?! <a href="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2141194" target="_blank"><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/9/29/128671949225392385.jpg" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2159542421126517062-1141545200076433078?l=cheezburgerblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>randomblinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10021954997630562527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2159542421126517062.post-20435060841452842462008-09-29T15:33:00.004-05:002008-09-30T14:29:34.159-05:00Have you ever felt like you were born for ONE THING? Have you ever mixed Coke and Diet Coke together? Why? <a href="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1908209" target="_blank"><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/8/31/128646793648698751.jpg" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2159542421126517062-2043506084145284246?l=cheezburgerblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>randomblinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10021954997630562527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2159542421126517062.post-61817839426079773102008-09-29T14:44:00.003-05:002008-09-30T14:28:19.311-05:00The skeptics can cry foul. A telescope can give you irrefutable proof. Ceiling Kitteh is reel and in da ceiling!!!! <a href="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1868016" target="_blank"><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/8/26/128642428782517194.jpg" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2159542421126517062-6181783942607977310?l=cheezburgerblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>randomblinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10021954997630562527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2159542421126517062.post-1429651001772919802008-09-29T14:42:00.002-05:002008-09-30T14:28:01.098-05:00I really don't care. Dang it! Those aren't real tears. <a href="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1868682" target="_blank"><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/8/26/128642485317294999.jpg" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2159542421126517062-142965100177291980?l=cheezburgerblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>randomblinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10021954997630562527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2159542421126517062.post-83545059736152175592008-09-29T14:37:00.002-05:002008-09-30T14:27:45.344-05:00Did you press the "Any" key yet? I don't think we can rule out user-error. Save yourself a hassle and get a Mac. <a href="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1835708" target="_blank"><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/8/22/128638893262640219.jpg" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2159542421126517062-8354505973615217559?l=cheezburgerblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>randomblinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10021954997630562527noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2159542421126517062.post-53708251117495517422008-09-29T14:35:00.002-05:002008-09-30T14:27:18.387-05:00Humiliation is one mans pain. Olympic humiliation is one nations pain. What would nike do? <a href="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1829899" target="_blank"><img style="width: 400px;" src="http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/8/21/128638244600345666.jpg" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2159542421126517062-5370825111749551742?l=cheezburgerblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>randomblinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10021954997630562527noreply@blogger.com0